balloon fetishism

what the fuck! people actually get turned on by a childs toy. ive heard of a lot of wierd fetishes like robots, clowns, glasses, masks but this just takes the biscuit

balloon fetishism is the most fucking weird thing ive ever heard of

by 7654321 July 15, 2006

donkey balloons

Donkey Balloons are basically an advanced form of badgers testicles. For a human example, take a look at marcus vears' chin. Hmmmm....

Holy s!*t dude, those are some mighty fine donkey balloons over there, check them out!

by ChickenFace95 January 19, 2009

Birthday Bailout

When kids go to so many birthday parties that their parents are going bankrupt paying for gifts. People wish that they could get bailouts like all of the big automotive companies.

Four birthday parties and two bar mitzvahs in one week! I need a birthday bailout.

by the cupcake flies at midnight July 12, 2010

Balloon Animal

a person who goes through condoms like crazy

Dude, so I have this new girlfriend, we have sex 24/7.... she's turning me into a balloon animal

by ediddy27 August 19, 2009

Cock Balloon

A tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time.

Lets take a tushy toast tumble down tipsy turvey tickle time with a Cock Balloon sandwich.

by Tits McGee O'Piggly Pee December 16, 2008

balloon knot

Another name for the Anus. Also reffered to as the Angry Spider in the unfortunate case that the balloon knot is surrounded by hair resembling a spiders legs.

Ho needed to clean it up in the nether region. I swear I could see the angry spider trembling...

by RAK July 13, 2005

miss.ballooniverse

yorrick's momma or yorrick's old lady resembles a ballooniverse

yorrick's momma is a fat fucking miss.ballooniverse

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008