Brandon 

Bitches who fall for girls usually named Taylor, Ashleigh, Kaitlyn, Grace, Abby or Emma.

estas: look it’s brandon!
nana: omg is he falling for them again?
estas: oh no....

Brandon by bobthebuilderlovesyou October 27, 2019

Brandon 

The most ugly, annoying person you will ever meet. He is usually very entitled and gross. Hes very loud and funny but very old like (40)

Wow, That guy is acting like a Brandon!

Brandon by Barkley Mikeal Barbley blob December 5, 2019

Brandon 

Brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot

“brandon is fucking stupid and an idiot”

Brandon by fart poop fart poo February 2, 2020

Brandon 

A huge “people of walmart”person , a female or male who is uncomfortably BIG

“damn boy look at that brandon”
“lizzo is a brandon”

Brandon by Anti-Brandon February 4, 2020

Brandon 

The ugliest nigga ever. THey weird asf and they always acting like they hard. Can't fight or hoop. All brandons are week especially from Ohio, Cali, iowa, Indiana, Florida

Brandon a hoe! and A BItch!

Brandon by Real Nigga face February 5, 2020

brandon 

biggest fucking simp you’ll ever meet.

“why is brandon so sad?

“don’t you know? he’s a simp. he’s probably listening to khalid rn”

brandon by kilyurmom420 February 16, 2020

Brandon 

A gay fat person who is attracted to Luke’s and Craig’s

Omg did you see brandon eating that McDonald’s looking luke

Brandon by Adam2356 February 18, 2020