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The awkward jog of gratitude

The jog you do when someone is holding the door for you, but you're to far away and don't want to keep them waiting.
"Sally realized that the man was trying to hold the door for her, and she quickly did The awkward jog of gratitude, thanking him as she slid inside.

Mountie Awkward 

Adjective, used to describe someone who is or is committing an act that is so awkward only a Mountie would do it.
OMG Nick, you are being so awkward you're Mountie Awkward! What are you going to do next, make a dance video to remind people to pull over when your lights are flashing set to a Drake tune??

the awkward prom

When you fuck in the backseat of a car at 1 in the morning in the parking lot of a school after prom.
Did you hear that Sarah and John did the awkward prom last night?

playing awkward 

Someone that is not awkward but for reasons better known to themselves gives another this persona.
Some people play hard to get, she just enjoys winding people up... playing awkward!
playing awkward by skypoet May 29, 2017

Cyber Awkward 

Socially awkward, but in the form of online conversations or text.
Sorry I suck at starting conversations, I'm a bit cyber awkward

Femininely awkward 

1. A term meaning the person is unsure how to be feminine or doesn't know how to convey femininity.

Not to be confused with being shy or coy.

The term is for those whove never tried to, never been or just find it hard to be feminine.

For the person who believes themselves too masculine or acting in a way.
Poor joanna was in a fix. Being Feminine and doing it around men were two thing that did not compute. Years in gym may have given her muscle, a great figure and the ability to bench press a bus but not insight.
Guess she was a little Femininely awkward
Femininely awkward by Theamazinggeek December 16, 2019