something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.
Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
boy: Oh it's Teham
Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???
boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.
by TEHAM March 27, 2019
Get the the spotted dickmug. by 17thirtyn8 May 23, 2017
Get the Hittin the spotmug. by Da' Rippa December 28, 2019
Get the Safe spotmug. by 60-604 October 10, 2008
Get the spot the blockmug. When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.
by The Speedbag March 25, 2016
Get the spot jobmug. by The Freaky ONne May 15, 2011
Get the GD-spotmug. A location where tattoos are done in less than sanitary conditions, such as someones home or garage, where low quality tattoos can be received for lower prices but an increased chance of infection.
Poor tattoos that are done out of one's home or garage, usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol in less than sanitary conditions.
Known infections you may receive include but are not limited to, HIV, MRSA, and Hep B.
Poor tattoos that are done out of one's home or garage, usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol in less than sanitary conditions.
Known infections you may receive include but are not limited to, HIV, MRSA, and Hep B.
by pseudonym46725 September 8, 2016
Get the ink spotmug.