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Mong Snake

Fictitious beast used to describe a catatonic hangover experience.
Once bitten by the Mong Snake the poison renders the victims incapable of doing anything despite their best intentions.
This happens particularly after alcoholic or drugs excesses the night before, and no matter how much enthusiasm and energy one has to do something, no one is capable of getting up and doing anything until the effects of poison have abated, usually after the pub has opened...
Barney: "Hey folks let's go and get some eggs, bread, some bacon, some mushrooms, and have a fry up!"
Cuthbert: "meh!"
Dibble: "gugh!"
Barney: "How about a game of frizbee?"
Dibble: "mweh!"
Cuthbert: "blub!"
Barney: "looks like we've all been bitten by the mong snake!"
Miss Lovelace: "tee hee hee!"
by Barney Mcgroo October 20, 2011
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eat snake

Origin: Hokkien, literal translation from the Hokkien phrase “Jiak Zhua”
Eat snake is a phrase used to describe a person’s attitude towards work or tasks. It practically means skiving at work and slacking off from tasks and responsibilities.
While everyone is hard at work, Jonas always “eat snake”. He always takes his own sweet time in the toilet and keeps surfing the internet during working hours.

Credits to The Singlish dictionary
by style r June 24, 2021
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snake plant

The Snake Plant, or “ Sansevieria trifasciata” is a green succulent that survives in both humid and arid conditions. Most commonly known for being in the home or apartment of every basic white girl going through a “boho” decor phase. Better start saving up for these elegant plants, she’ll never be satisfied with just one.
Her: “I got a white pot and we are going to put the cutest snake plant in it.”
Him: “Another one? That’s like $90!”
Her: “Do you want me to sleep with you or no?”
by TheWholeBrand July 10, 2021
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Wrangling the snake

This phrase means to "masturbate". As a snake is long, skinny and rounded like a penis. And wrangling means to tend or round up, which is what your are doing to the snake or your penis.
Guy 1: Hey girl mind wrangling the snake.
Female Snake Enthusiast: Wow really. Sure I'll do it, where is it at?
Guy 1: *whips out penis* Get to wrangling!
by Stonewell December 22, 2019
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Solid Snake

The act in which your 'Big Boss' is fully erect.
Not to be confused with Liquid Snake which is primarily caused by heavy consumption of taco Bell. Me coming into the bedroom with my Solid Snake. My girlfriend: Snake Snake!!!!!
by sicmyduck June 27, 2019
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Plumber's Snake

A coiling shit that resembles a snake with one end extending down through the toilette.
This plumber's snake isn't going to unclog anything!
by thatsalog February 3, 2015
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Snakes in the grass

A bunch of people laying in the grass can't be up to anything good.
Which of the snakes in the grass were king snakes and which ones were copperheads? You don't always know by the shape of their heads like the reptilians on the side of the road.
by Solid Mantis June 6, 2019
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