Jew Beard

When you cut off your pubic hair and apply it to someones face.

"whoa dude, jon lee passed out, lets give him a Jew Beard"

by dennis schaeffer May 12, 2010

Jew-bot

A robot that violently enforces Jewish doctrine. Its right arm terminates with a rusty blade, utilized in impromptu Gentile circumcisions. Its left arm dispenses yamekahs onto uncovered male heads, and its fingers double as menorah lighters. Comes equipped with an internal Gentile detector.

That Jew-bot will NOT have my foreskin!

by Jewel Keller November 12, 2006

titty jew

A person that is always flashed or sees unexpected tits when no-one else does.

Whitmore: "I just got flashed and you all missed it"

Jono: "What a titty jew"

by Cold as a chilly bin January 04, 2009

inbred jew

a person who is jewish and is born with the parents in the same bloodline with the name dave

stop being a inbred jew

Look at that inbred jew

NECK

by Timbucktoo March 29, 2008

jew scout

Someone who is only somewhat cheap and bitchy. He's not a total jew, but he's getting there so he's a jew scout.

I had to beg for hours to get a quarter from Mike. He's such a jew scout.

by Not Homestar Runner June 25, 2004

Jew Block

When someone stands in front of you while you're sniping.

-STOP FUCKING JEW BLOCKING ME!!
-what the hell are you talking about?
-GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WAY YOU JEW BLOCKER

by dantheman [wec] February 05, 2009

jew candy

Money, especialy pennies and dimes

CJ: You Picked up that Penny?
AJ: Yeah.
CJ: Enjoy your Jew Candy!

by Chuck Lyer October 16, 2007