done a patel

To fuck something up massively.

*Jacob falls on a spike*

Everyone: Jacob Patel you've done a Patel.

by bengriffithfuckssheep February 1, 2014

dont touch me i have a boyfriend

now this this is pretty gay

yeet dont touch me i have a boyfriend allen

by the allen obliterator May 31, 2019

done up like a kipper

Blimey yes these drugs are working.

"He doesn't even remember being there..."
"Yeah, he was done up like a kipper"

by Earl Montmorency Grey July 18, 2005

Donald A'Sassin

1. Someone who "Sasses the Donald" to death. See Sassin' the Donald.
2. A person whom "Sasses the Donald" so well that your partner feels like they've died and gone to heaven.
3. A person whom "Sasses the Donald" so well that when he/she is done, your partner is so wore out from orgasms they can't move and look as if they're dying.
4. Actually killing someone from "Sassin' the Donald" too good.

Q: How was your date last nite?
A: Dinner conversation was lousy but he's a Donald A'Sassin!!!

by Mimi "Gettin Sassed" Errrnite April 25, 2006

D on A

During a high-school dance and or party where grinding is taking place, and guys get "D on A" or "Dick on Ass".

Jim: Bro! Did you go to homecoming?!
Bob: No, what went down?
Jim: A lot of grinding and a lot of D on A action!
Bob: Sooooo jealous!

by CatsForever January 2, 2012

done a shireen

The art of booking travel arrangements on the wrong day or to the wrong place or in an extreme case the wrong country.

I've booked my tickets to go to Belize tomorrow and I've booked them from Belize. I done a Shireen.

by guanxi October 12, 2018

Done a Worsley

When all of your friends are gym animals and so you jump on under dosed steroids when they're at university so that everyone thinks you know what you're doing in the gym and so you can catch up.

"I'm totally 'mirin' Chad bro, he has put on some serious size whilst we've been away"

"Nah man, he's probably just done a Worsley"

"That crafty bastard!"

by TheBroDoctor January 6, 2014