Cummy Cock Slap Jew Rap Dick Fap

The act of a jewish male, while rapping, he simultaneously takes his cock out, and after profusely rigging his mast, he lets it fly free, straight into a more 'free spirited' females face, ejaculating on her cheeks as he slaps her.

Such an act is rarely occurs.

Bob: Did you see that cummy cock slap jew rap dick fap Steven gave Keri at the party? It was a HARDCORE throttle.

Dave: Yeah, her cheek looked like strawberry shortcake.

by T33TS June 28, 2011

M-FAP

Acronym: Mother-Fucking Awesome Person or People

Pronounced: em-fap

That M-FAP is my hero.

The M-FAP in my life are the best

by cbinthouse June 7, 2023

fap and freeze

when you get the urge to fap but you need to make a quick buck so you fap into a cup, freeze it and then sell it to kids for $5 a piece. ;)

wanna try my fap and freeze kiddies!

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

fapping

fucking yourself. also known as jerking off

ah cant wait to get some good fapping

by Abanded April 2, 2022

fap nap

When a guy masturbates in bed.

I'm reaching down for my fap nap so I can get to sleep tonight.

by Ereck Flowers May 29, 2019

FAP

Someone who is a fat autistic princess

Omg did you see what tony just did lmfao? FAP!

by Bryan Rarber March 29, 2023

Fap

How suburban white boys who play tennis and Lacrosse and get brand new cars for their 16th birthday say jacking off.

Hey Hubert you coming to tennis lessons today?

Yeah, right after I fap.

by Fatdickmcstuffins July 25, 2019