The Loch Ness Monster

A rollercoaster at Busch Gardens Williamsburg themed to a Scottish monster, which is the only coaster in the world with interlocking loops. It's surprisingly fun for a coaster that's over 40 years old.

Person: Dude, let's ride the Loch Ness Monster!

Ride operator: Sorry, we're closed.

*based on a false story*

by evrstz July 16, 2022

scientific marshmallowy-ness

Defined as when you indulge in science with someone you care about, with the feeling of love bubbling up due to realizing how smart you both are in that moment

Amartya said there was scientific marshmallowy-ness to Sneh due to the search for the definition of obesity through the WHO as a credible source and the conversation it led to.

by shush0909 December 8, 2023

Give-a-frick-ness

The act of giving a frick over a certain subject

This is supposed to solicit our sympathy and give-a-frick-ness

by HilnaVunner January 25, 2025

Mathematical Do-ness

Forcing or motivating yourself to DO-ing some math to beat your daily laziness, especially if you are glued or addicted to your cell phone or digital device for an unhealthy number of hours every day.

Some mathematical do-ness activities that could help white-collar workers break away from their sedentary lifestyle are:

Walk exactly 6789 steps.

Create an origami geometric shape out of the newspaper.

Learn to do calculus—differentiate and integrate—with a soroban (Japanese abacus).

Count the number of ballpoint pens in your house.

by Numerati July 29, 2025

Stealth UD-Ness

The definition is that any user that uses Stealth Private will be blessed with life long lasting ud-ness

Yo Dude, I Bought Stealth Private And I'm Forever Blessed With Stealth UD-Ness

by StealthUD November 19, 2025

don't ness this mess

A nicer way to say "I don't need this shit." In this context, ness is short for necessary.

I missed the bus and my Uber is stuck in traffic. I'm going to be late and I really don't ness this mess.

by oshibka November 29, 2025

Harry P. Ness

Say this word quickly and it’s sounds like you said “ hairy penis”

“My friend thinks he’s so funny when he says Harry P. Ness. It’s soo annoying when he says it”

by EMD F59PHI April 29, 2025