May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pAsTa on this Day. That's an order. periodT.🍝

1)"What's today? "
2)"Oh its May 24th."

1)"Have you eaten dat rigatoni pasta yet?"

2)"Of COURSE!"

by Rigatoni PASTA February 14, 2020

may 29

the day a meme lord was born, often referred to as "pepe's birthday". also, many mixtapes were dropped this day. most people get excited to hear the new ones coming out this day each year.

may 29 is the best day of the year, so many fire memes and mixtapes get dropped!!1!!

by thesouponaplatehater February 26, 2017

May 4

On this day a fucking badass was born. They're the funniest fuckers ever, be grateful if you know someone born on this day.

bob: wow he's so cool
tom: yeah, he was born on may 4

by trashthetrashmouth October 24, 2019

25th of May

If you are born on this day then you are incredibly intelligent and beautiful. You seem sweet and perfect but your actually a vicious and weird person. You have an unforgettable personality!

Ye I know I’m weird! I was born on the 25th of May after all :)

by Lolguys4 May 31, 2020

May 5

National Pop a Tittie day

Baby girl it’s May 5
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by Randomlynored May 4, 2022

Theresa May

Theresa May is the British Prime minister who thinks brexit is cool. She also is named after the shampoo Tresemme. She's an absolute arse and looks like shit with a bobcut.

Nick- Did you hear the latest news on Brexit?

Tim - Where's Jeremy Corbyn when you need him?!

Bob: It's Theresa May's fault!

Khalid- Tresemme? Isn't that a shampoo?

by I'mASmartyFartyBriton January 27, 2019

ci mai

This is a follow-up CORRECTION by the same author.
ci mai (cimai) (cibai) (ci bai)
It is believed that the majority Hokkien people pronunce it as "ci bai" instead of "ci mai".

Example 1 :
That man has just stolen my wallet, ci mai !
That ci mai has just kicked me in my groin !

by ai ai sir September 26, 2006