wikipeadophile

Someone who spends too much time on wikipedia and knows the answers to some of the most useless questions.

I think Dave is a wikipeadophile, he bored me for 25 minutes with the origins of the car cup holder.

by chrsjcb July 24, 2009

Wikiporn

Going to Wikipedia.com just to look up the definitions of perverted things you already know about,and their pics.

Lindsey: "Jordan... do you ever look at porn?"
Jordan: "by 'accident'... i was at Wikipedia.com and my friend looked up vagina."
Lindsey: "did u look up anything else?"
Jordan: "..."

The Next Day
Lindsey: "hey, Jordan B. looked up Wikiporn!!"

by zStrickland October 22, 2008

wikipedia

The nasty new face of internet censorship. Bans anyone with actual knowledge of a subject and deletes articles about sites that criticise or parodies it. Nothing more than a tool to push the American POV and "American" (lol) English as being the correct form.

Editor-"Mr Wales, why do you ban people who have actual knowledge?"

Jimbo Wales (owner of wikipedia) - "because they upset my legion of 13 year old admins and makes them feel inferior"

by Were all doomed February 7, 2007

wikitruth

Truth spawned by one person, trusted, verified, changed, modified, by other people in order to reach the truth that most people agree on.

"truth which has been edited to suit the taste of the majority. aka 'majority truth'. Spawned by the popularity of user-edited sites such as wikipedia, wherein users can edit history as they please, the information remaining so long as others agree with them. consequently historical truth is altered to form 'wikitruth'."

This is mostly true, except for the historical truth part. While some believe that there is an objective truth which we can magically confirm to be absolutely true, the majority of truth that humans believe in has always been some form of Wikitruth.

Wikiality is another form of Wikitruth, as defined in a very similar way by political satirist Stephen Colbert.

wikitruth will has always existed. ug see buffalo, ug draw buffalo. pip see buffalo drawing, draw horns on. rug see horned buffalo, look good to rug, rug upvote.

by painkiller2 August 15, 2006

Wikipedo

The act of going on to Wikipedia and raping a page with useless and irrelevant information

Jim symbolically kidnaped a Wikipedia page and raped it... He must be a wikipedo

by Assclownjuan February 9, 2015

wikipedophile

a) Someone who has an unusual love for Wikipedia.

b) Someone is able, via Wikipedia, to enter in a clandestine manner into the world of childhood.

a)

- I wish wikipedia was a woman so I could just be with her, all night long.
- Dude you're such a wikipedophile.
- Yes, yes I am.

b)

- What are you doing?
- I'm looking at the Pocahontus Wikipedia entry.
- Dude, you're such a wikipedophile.

by Clifford Morell, Kwame Syborn December 3, 2009

wikipedia

Wikipedia is a great idea in theory, but in practice, most of it's a waste of cyber-ink. It's supposed to be a massive open-source encyclopedia. To its credit, it contains some quirky, interesting information not found anywhere else. However, it also contains factual inaccuracies and political garbage. The bulk of its most influential contributors (the ones with power) are ideological morons, each of whom has to put his/her opinion into every article, even on topics like Norse mythology or basket-weaving. Petty squabbles dominate while factual integrity and cooperative production are made tertiary priorities. The worst aspect of Wikipedia is the "cabal" of like-minded, influential, long-standing contributors who dress their views up as "consensus" and use their sysop privileges to bully anyone who disagrees with them. As an interesting footnote, the encyclopedia was also implicated in a 2004 character assassination effort by a band of anonymous right-wingers against Mike Church.

Wikipedia is not as it should be.

by Anonymous February 25, 2005