butthole whipped

"Pussy whipped" for the gay community. When one is a slave to their partner or former partner and will do anything they ask.

Clay: Where's Jared?
Jon: Helping his ex move.
Clay: Man, he is so butthole whipped.

by ClayUD May 26, 2010

whip and dip

The act of pulling out your penis and running freely while getting chased my cops

Person 1: dude look that guy did a whip and dip and getting chased by cops

Person 2: Snapchat this bro where gonna get rich

by Ihastoshit April 2, 2017

Dick whip

When a man whips a woman in the face with his dick, like it's a pistol.

Ron:I'll dick whip that bitch in the face when she goes to stand down, if she wants to give me head.
Gary: well goddamn.

by Everythingzen March 12, 2015

self-whipped

When a man uses the excuse that he can't socialise with his friends because he has (or intends to make) arrangements with his partner already.

Selfwhipped is the result of ignoring the advice of the age old adage, bros before hos

Person 1: Can't come for a beer tonight guys, got to go to my girlfriends.

Person 2: You're self-whipped.

by Torched_ May 18, 2009

pussy-whipped

One that has to ask Deb permission before anyhting

Deb can I play golf with the Boys on Friday

by Larry July 28, 2003

Pistol Whip

When someone takes the grip of the gun and busts you in the face with it

Damn Jon, Who Pistol Whipped you? ill pop that trick!

by Jonathon S September 13, 2008

Cool Whip

Someone who always has to top any story that someone tells

Man, everytime I tell Jim a story he acts like Cool Whip

by scat digg December 29, 2010