Taunt the one-eyed weasel

Euphemism for masturbation.

Person 1: "Wanna go to the mall?"

Person2: "No sorry, I gotta go taunt the one-eyed weasel."

by DirtyDan'sBiggestFan July 20, 2017

Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021

Movie Weasel

A guy who asks his date what she thought of the movie they just saw, then emphatically agrees with her assessment (while thinking the exact opposite) in hopes of getting some booty.

Todd: I took Lisa to see Ghostbusters 2016 last night.
Me: Oh god, that movie sucked! I walked out about halfway through
Todd: Yeah me too, but Lisa loved it. I lied and said I did too. She was so pumped that she invited up and we banged all night.
Me: You are such a movie weasel.
Todd: Guilty as charged, dude.

by OneStarGator July 27, 2017

Whip the Weasel

To masturbate sometimes viciously

Mostly referred to males

"Man I'd like to whip the weasel on all over her if you know what I mean"

by IMINX May 19, 2014

Weasel squad

a group of boys who don’t shave, shower or pull any bitches

Those boys over there smell awful, they must be a weasel squad

by Lexi wolfhard October 10, 2023

Pussy weasel

A person so driven by pussy meaning all of their daily thoughts are about pussy, the next time they’ll get pussy, or who they’ll screw over to get more pussy. In summary, a person who will betray the homies to get a crumb of pussy from a girl. Someone who “weasels” their way into pussy.

Yo Matt is such a pussy weasel, he told Abby the secret I told all you guys so he could try to get with her

by Pee-air-oh December 27, 2023

Lady Weasel

A lady's weasel (vagina)

'Her lady weasel's out again.'

by ladyweasel July 21, 2013