Weasel Tug

A military term for a useless effort, or a complete waste of time. A needless show of activity, actually accomplishing very little or nothing.

Our deployment should have been named Operation Weasel Tug, because that’s all it was.

by Lucky the RC September 8, 2020

weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.

hey weasel get back here

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011

Cheese Weasel

A derogatory term for Lebanese bears fans who whole personality is the Chicago Bears

person 1: Hey, you are a cheese weasel!
person 2: Im not even Lebanese!!

by luke214169420 September 21, 2025

Pussy Weasel

Person who weasels out of fun shit because they are a pussy (weasel) Pussy-Weasel

“Hey you wanna sneak onto this movie set?”
“I can’t I’m scared and I also happen to be a pussy weasel”

by Don’tLookUp January 16, 2021

Weasel

An insult for a person that can also be used as an endearing term for a close friend.

“God that man is such a weasel.”
“Aww you’re my little weasel.”

by Beatmy December 3, 2021

fucking weasel

"Fucking weasel" is an insult that describes someone as sneaky, untrustworthy, or insincere, similar to a "sneaky snake". The term draws from the real weasel's predatory behavior, such as stealing from hen houses, which historically gave the animal a reputation for craftiness and slyness.

Don't trust him. He's a fucking weasel.

by kam75xx August 22, 2025

Water Weasel

When a man, postmortem, usually as a result of heart failure, has fluid built up (edema) in the genitals that makes arterial embalming difficult.

Look at the water weasel on this guy. The hospital must have been pumpin' his ass full of fluids.

by Morty_the_Mortician September 16, 2020