Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

Expression of suprise upon learning of an amazing piece of trivial knowledge.

Sex Ed: Hermaphrodites are people or animals that have the reproductive organs of both genders.

Redneck: Well, Jesus' Step-Dad!

by Mo Fro Bro December 31, 2006

Well fizzle my nizzle

What Snoop Dawg says in raps to make things sound like they are rhyming.

"Well holy jizzle all this dizzle ! Well fizzle my nizzle! This shizzle be dizzlin on a twizzle!"

by WhatsernameAgain? June 17, 2016

well shut my mouth

Well shut my mouth! A term that means “wait really?” It’s used in a surprised sense in southern states.

“She kissed me last night!”
“Well shut my mouth! Me too!”

by Jessisafuckingmess December 11, 2017

well excuse me thunderfuck

well excuse me thunderfuck, can be used as a rare insult, it’ll shock whoever you’re insulting, that’s how rare it’s used. (get it??? shock?? srry, i love a good pun.)

random man in his parents basement: sTaR wArS tHe LaSt JeDi IsN’t StAr WaRs

person reply to said man: well excuse me thunderfuck,,,, but why did it air in theaters if it wAsN’t sTaR wArS ??

by wheatleydidntdeserve October 17, 2019

Well I’ll Be Shit and Dabbled in it

Southern Origin. Something you may hear Old Folks say when something doesn’t go right. It is comparing your actions and the situation to playing with your own feces, because they are both unproductive.

Granny: We have to go straight!
Me: Yeah, but this lane is turning only! We have to turn!
Granny: Well I’ll be shit and dabbled in it!

by SpecklemyFreckle April 3, 2020

Puerto Rican wishing well

When a man ejaculates into the belly button of his partner forming a reservoir of semen, the man then pisses out a kidney stone through his penis into the reservoir, thereby creating the noise of a coin being dropped into a wishing well.

Boy: Hey baby where do you want me to finish?
Girl: In the belly button...
Boy: ok but i think i have to piss a kidney stone, lets make a Puerto Rican wishing well.
Girl: ok and maybe tomorrow we can try a mongolian horse race.

by Dizzle doozzle dazz April 8, 2011

weaker than well water

When something is very weak. Likely originated from illegal alcohol distillation culture where low alcohol batches were said to be "weaker than well water"

This cheap plastic toy is weaker than well water.

by smzkty October 2, 2013