vampire dick

The state of existence your penis is left in when someone sucks it too hard and doesn't mind their canine teeth.

Yes I'd love to fuck you baby but I got a bad case of vampire dick... Maybe you should wear a mouthguard next time you blow me.

by dopiwan November 16, 2011

vampire diaries

a show watched by teens

ily vampire diaries

by sharks28 October 26, 2016

Twat-vampire

The act of eating a twat(Beaver, Vagina) while the female is on her menstrual cycle(rag, .) .

P-tec like to do what.....when she's on her what....hes a twat-vampire.

by Mc gross June 26, 2009

vampyr

The original way of spelling Vampire.

Man, that vampyr in that movie was so fake.

by Kori July 15, 2004

Vampire

What a lot of preteens/teenagers think they are, despite vampires' nonexistence.

Amy thinks she's a vampire; she says she's a vampire with straight teeth. What a dumbass.

by Keijiro December 8, 2006

vampskank

a slutty girl that likes to bite until blood is drawn

"I got bitten by a vampskank and I have to wear a turtle-neck to cover the scar."

by Matterfew April 22, 2006

Vampired

The process of being turned into a vampire.

"Aw man, did you see Jim after he got bit by dracula??!! He got vampired! Now he wants to suck our blood and he hates the sun and garlic."

by T. Philibeck December 9, 2008