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ur cat a mat 

The worst insult in the English language. Worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, ur granny tranny, ur grandpap a trap, ur sister a mister, ur brother a mother, and ur dog a log
Every time this is said the universe gets one step closer to deletion.
Person 1: ur mom gay
Person 2: ur dad lesbian
Person 3: lol u guys are such fucking nerds
Person 1: oh yeah person 3? ur cat a mat
*Person 3 explodes and the universe deletes itself*

ur aunt eat pant 

listen, if you're just joking around and trying to make a joke, this isn't the place for you.
i've had this said to me, not from a human, but from a god. this gave me ptsd and now my nerves don't function anymore.
this may be the worst insult in the entire "ur" jokes, this and "ur family tree lgbt" fall into almost the same level of severeness, i am so lucky to be alive.
all "ur" memes are downright ants to this comeback, it inflicts fear on every human being known to man. DO NOT SAY THIS AS A JOKE.
David: Hey Jacob
Jacob: What?
David: ur mom gay
Jacob: well ur dad lesbian
David: well ur AUNT EAT PANT
*everything goes silent while Jacob's flesh is being eat from the inside, annd turned into nothing but thin air, Jacob is now trembling upon the darkness of death.
ur aunt eat pant by Coalbra May 16, 2018

Ur mom gay 

Ur mom gay is a term that is used when someone is feeling very evil to call someone’s mom homosexual
Guy “I don’t like ur sketchers”
Guy2 “ur mom gay
Ur mom gay by PoTubbie May 27, 2018

Ur mom gay 

The worst thing a human being can ever say. Created by Hitler in 500 B.C. It only has one known weakness "no u"
Bob: Ur trash at fortnite I hate you
Carl: oh ya ur mom gay
Bob: no u

Carl: *comets sewer code*
Ur mom gay by Lonzo Balls May 29, 2018

Ur Mom Gay 

Camden: This sucks bro.
You: Ur mom gay.
Camden: *Blows up.

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Different opinion
Something you’re not allowed to have.
Mike: In my own personal opinion, *insert music artist* is slightly overrated.

Sarah: Your opinion is wrong, mine is right. Because of this, we can no longer be friends, and I now wish the most brutal death upon you at every turn you make in your sad worthless existence. I can not put the words together to fully express my hatred for you right now. I pray to God from this point forward that he will spare the rest of world from ever having to come in contact with you by terminating You via orbital laser cannon. Even the deepest, darkest underbelly of hell is not fit for the likes of scum like you. Hopefully God will banish you to an even lower abyss beneath Hitler himself. You deserve to die a thousand deaths every single day within an endless time loop that you have no control over. You will be the puppet, and I would love nothing more than to be the puppeteer. I would document every step that you attempt to take, and rightfully punish you for even trying to move forward, as you would not have nor deserve such a basic human right. I wait ever so eagerly for this day. I wait for the day that you finally reach your inevitable demise you sad, pathetic, lonely, worthless, soulless, spineless, pitiful little man.

Mike: K

Different opinion from someone else, especially a majority= a usual dismissal of this different belief, rather than a rightful acceptance of it.
Different opinion
Something you’re not allowed to have.
Mike: In my own personal opinion, *insert music artist* is slightly overrated.

Sarah: Your opinion is wrong, mine is right. Because of this, we can no longer be friends, and I now wish the most brutal death upon you at every turn you make in your sad worthless existence. I can not put the words together to fully express my hatred for you right now. I pray to God from this point forward that he will spare the rest of world from ever having to come in contact with you by terminating You via orbital laser cannon. Even the deepest, darkest underbelly of hell is not fit for the likes of scum like you. Hopefully God will banish you to an even lower abyss beneath Hitler himself. You deserve to die a thousand deaths every single day within an endless time loop that you have no control over. You will be the puppet, and I would love nothing more than to be the puppeteer. I would document every step that you attempt to take, and rightfully punish you for even trying to move forward, as you would not have nor deserve such a basic human right. I wait ever so eagerly for this day. I wait for the day that you finally reach your inevitable demise you sad, pathetic, lonely, worthless, soulless, spineless, pitiful little man.

Mike: K

Different opinion from someone else, especially a majority= a usual dismissal of this different belief, rather than a rightful acceptance of it.

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