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Total Tosser

Somebody who abuses or tries to destroy any form of kindness, love, admiration, friendship, generosity or patience from you towards another human being.

A cheat liar or scammer that plays around and is unfaithful or somebody that has no feelings for anybody other than themselves.

A company that offers you a product that is either not fit for purpose or a service that is below expected standards or a cap wearing gold badge chasing employee who thinks the buck stops there.

It could simply be a partner who has treated you so badly that they do not deserve a piece of your heart or a company that refuses to accept they are in the wrong and try everything within their powers to stop you achieving satisfaction.
by totaltossers.com October 10, 2012
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Tocal

When you are a local, or live in the actual city/neighborhood, but act like a tourist. This doesn't have to be reserved for people just moving into said place. It is simply the act of exploring a place and/or event that happens or is present in your area as if you don't live there. It is your first exploration of it!
"What is that over there?"
"I dunno I have never seen it before."
"Let's tocal it!"
by Oliviaaaaaaaaaa March 9, 2013
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Total Stranger

When recieving a handjob from someone you've just met, or a stranger. They use the hand opposite of what they write with. For example, if they're right handed they would use their left hand.
You know that girl I hooked up with the other day? She gave me a weird handjob. It was like a total stranger.
by FlashSlapper November 8, 2013
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toalie monster

When you go for a poo and you look in the toilet and it's gone.. You've been plagued by the toalie monster
Dude the toalie monster stole my shit!!
by Samboooooo July 12, 2014
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total splosh

Extremely Hot Dude! That make's my pussy so wet he would make a SPLOSH sound when he enters me!
"He is a total Splosh!"
by missydabeergirl January 10, 2014
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Totally Taco

A term used by men to say they are heterosexual, the male version of Strictly Dickly
This guy was hitting on me last night and I had to tell him that I'm totally taco.
by ninjamiss13 January 1, 2015
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topalaticanta

can mean anything in any circumstance
"topalaticanta! i forgot my wallet"
"the theory of topalaticanta"
bad good large small
by 01179 February 17, 2017
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