Toilet ghost

Hanako kun is a toilet ghost who lives on the third floor girls bathroom in the third stall
by March 19, 2022
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Toilet duck

Someone that comes into your office from another company purely just to pee everywhere and show sass when we don't let her in.
Oh no we've got to let toilet duck in again
by Seniorkeyboardwarrior April 14, 2021
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to go toilet

Any receptical that can be used to capture human waste whilst on "the go"
I gotta scrub out my car man, I hit the curb this morning on the way to work and spilled a to go toilet
by BathroomSniper January 18, 2017
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Toilet Faith

When you have faith in the toilet that you are using that it will be able to flush everything away and not get blocked up due to overloading.
I have toilet faith that my toilet won't get blocked even with huge loads. However, I have no toilet faith in the ability of your toilet to deal with my excrement.
by Maru the internet sensation August 23, 2011
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toilet butter

When one rub shit all over the seat of the toilet and someone sits on it
Some put toilet butter on the seat and I got it on my ass
by ethab April 16, 2015
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Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.
by Mathgie November 04, 2017
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toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.
1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.
by Jboy69 June 23, 2017
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