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"Me and my girl tried the Peppa Pig last night."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."
"Yooo, how was it?"
"It was good, but she said my dick was more like George's."
by Peppaxgeorge June 14, 2021
Get the The Peppa Pig mug."You are just in the first stages of becoming a FULL TIME BITCH, and will learn to push your inner desires to serve, to worship and become just a LOW INSIGNIFICANT SHIT PIGGY over the course of the following months."
"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."
"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"
"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."
"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
"You covered in poop is just a means to an end, making sure you recognize you are a LOW HUMAN, needing to feel humble.
It makes me happy to see your progress and see how your brain is slowly making the transition towards being a SHIT PIG first and keeping your normal appearance just as front to the outside world."
"It is my duty to make inferior women find their place in life, and you will reward me by showing your Goddess how by being a FILTHY POOP COVERED PIG"
"You as a LOWER LIFE FORM will never achieve my superior status and as such you will serve, adore, worship those of a higher breed. You being a FILTHY SHIT PIG is just your given destiny, and as such you will make every effort to please, to serve and be an available toy for your superiors."
"It is time for you to just accept you are destined to be what you are, just a SERVANT PIG COVERED IN POOP AND PEE, while dedicating your life to please your Goddess and other superior women."
by pooppiggy June 20, 2022
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Get the green pig mug.the act of wrapping bacon around your dick and having sex with your girlfriend; using bacon as a condom and forcing your girlfriend to eat it after cumming; fucking your girlfriend so hard she squeals like a pig in his own shit
by SexyGod March 28, 2009
Get the angry pig mug.The petty crimes that cops prefer to enforce rather than the more heinous crimes that plague our society.
1. While responding to a reported rape or murder, the police officer stopped for some pig food and instead issued a parking ticket to a car that was missing its safety inspection sticker.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
2. In the time it took the police officer to explain to a driver that he did not quite come to a complete stop at the stop sign, two women were raped and four murders took place; all cops care about anymore is getting that pig food.
by Frankie Vee April 13, 2011
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