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False booking

When you someone on FB or MS talks about how wonderful life is and always post about what a good time they are having...And then when you actually spend time with them they are just misserable....
Yvette: So how did your night out with Lisa go
Crissy: OMG!!! She looked like a lot of fun on FB, but she was totally misserable. Not sure she even knows how to be happy...
Yvette: Yeah, I've I run into a few "false bookers" myself.
Crissy: "False booking" is so misleading
Yvette: Oh look!!! her "life is AMAZING today"
by TerribleTink June 23, 2010
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Picture book

A picture book is a useless book of photographs used to remember embarrasing moments that you would not want people to know.
by Chappers_280 September 4, 2019
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Booty Booked

(v) the act of getting booty called over Facebook. Generally done via Facebook chat around 2 in the morning. Used when the girl or guy either doesn't have the recipients phone number or is such a troll that no one would give him/her their number.

The recipient is usually already PTFO'd (generally from excessive drinking) and just forgot to log out of their facebook.
Dude 1: This girl totally booty booked me last night!

Dude 2: WTF is a booty book?

Dude 1: It's when a girl booty calls you over Facebook.

Dude 2: Did you respond?

Dude 1: Hell no, that girl was a troll
by TheMadMangyMoose August 31, 2011
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the book of the damned

Joe: Hey! That man was so freaking evil!
Shelly: He should go in the book of the damned!
by AnonymousPieceofshit May 29, 2016
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mug books

that place parents go on the internet to check the current criminal status of their daughter's new boyfriend/background check
hilton mother "Make Paris find a new fuckfriend, this one's a criminal."
hilton father "My dick's in the dirt with this one, he wasn't in the mug books"
by bzurm June 18, 2012
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circle-booking

When two or more individuals are in the same location talking to eachother through Facebook or any other social networking site.
Are you all in the same house circle-booking?
by LoLoIscrrraaaazy March 4, 2010
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book thumping

Enjoying an intimate moment in a quiet part of a library.
The librarian threw out the couple for their vigorous book thumping.
by Inquirus July 13, 2017
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