World Cup

An international sporting event watched by terrorists and international political leaders alike and by everyone else in between... Truly a uniting sporting event for most of the world.

Police Officer 1: Damn thank God there are no terrorist attacks during the World Cup.
Police Officer 2: Why the hell would they bomb the event? Even Osama watches it come on...
Undercover Terror Suspect: You're damn right he does and be thankful for that!

by footballnotsoccer September 13, 2008

World of Warcraft

1. The answer to guys who want their girlfriends to break up with them.(See How to Lose a Girl in 10 Days.) World of Warcraft is a game for losers who completely suck at life. Unconciously knowing how much they suck, they turn to WoW to begin a new life in a different world. In doing this, the bitch is now the bully, and can cast spells (See Lame-ASS bitch) or kill a mutated bumble bee with an oversized axe. Don't forget to rest and drink some water after that beating! Alliance, Horde, it doesn't matter which confederation, you're still a LOSER! 2. A complete life-sucker. It will replace your daily routine of going to work, working out, eating dinner, having sex, and going to bed, to calling in late to work, leaving early, and then gaming until 8am, when it is time to call in late again. Depending on which race you choose to be, the intensity of the "LOSER" sign flashing on your forehead can differ. 3. Shamans are pole-smokers. 4. If a girl plays World of Warcraft, she is most likely fat and ugly. Because she is fat and ugly, she is also probably easy. Such girls can be found on Friendster.

Mark and Joe are a couple of bitches who play World of Warcraft. Guess what two guys are getting dumped on Valentine's Day?!?!? shhhhhh... it's a surprise!

by Rosey February 9, 2005

Disney World

A magical enchanted world where sex does not exist.

My girlfriend thinks she's in Disney World all the time.

by Judge dredd7 September 23, 2011

Not long for this world

You, someone or something is about/going to die soon

Jimmy has cancer, jimmy is not long for this world

by anonymous March 17, 2023

world zero

A roblox dungeon crawler game. Created by abstactalex and his crew. you choose 1 of the 3 basic classes(swordmaster, arcane mage, defender). you can collect "class tickets" to get better classes. oddly enough, there are 6 worlds(as of writing this) when the game is called "world zero"...
As of now, the max level cap is 90

I hit level 90 in world zero!

by anonymous May 5, 2021

Jurassic World

The 2015 reboot/revival of the classic series from the 90s. It aimed to bring Jurassic Park, a thing of the past into the present day. And thus ladies and gentlemen we present to you, the Indominus Rex

Guy: "Wow they're making a trilogy of Jurassic World films, just like the original!"

Other Guy: "Ah shit here we go again"

Guy: "Welcome to Jurassic Park"

by wyz1912 February 16, 2021

Wally World

Nickname for Walmart, the Mecca of discount stores. (Target is the Medina). Established in 1962, Wally World has become the default brick-and-mortar retailer for many North Americans because of its wide selection and cheap prices.

After work, I have to go to Wally World for some groceries, my windshield wiper fluid, a present for my niece - and, I just remembered, I've run out of foundation for my blotchy face.

by The Real Canadian January 19, 2019