maria

maria is gorg confident bitch n i’m a maria lmao seeing what ppl have to say abt my name is insane i’ve only seen good stuff wth. almost cried. from happiness ofc

“oh my look at her she’s so gorg. must be a maria”

by ifuckinglovejakegyllenhaal May 6, 2021

Maria Paula

Maria Paula is a baddie who has no sense of fashion and has 2 left feet almost everyone hates her and she is stubborn and mean lets not forget daddy’s kiddo

Maria Paula is such a brat!

by Lizzy Eve June 5, 2020

Maria

An adult person I met in my senior year of high school. She's a very nice Italian, and enjoys my questions I ask her about movies, tv shows, video games, characters, animals, etc. The bonus is she's just as kind as she is pretty on the outside. It's great to know a woman like that.

"Maria is very nice"
"I'm gonna be happy to see her again"

by anonymous April 10, 2025

Maria

tiktok obsessed girl

A: Maria loves Tiktok.
B: Obviously, her whole personality is based on it.

by starfalls2 May 11, 2023

Maria

MARIA
She is a wattpad addict with standards higher than mount Everest and significant daddy issues. Her idea of love is Louis Patridge, harry potter boys except harry potter himself, Peter Pan, and of course THE RIDDLES. If you fall a Maria watch out. YOU HAVE TO IMPRESS HER. Her parents have such a romantic love that her expectations are impossible to meet in real life. However, if you do get a Maria, NEVER LET HER GO. She’s smart, but like book smart and the prettiest girl you will ever meet. Also, IF YOU ARE LOOKING FOR A SUGAR BABY, Maria is the one!

Clara: Omg Maria is so pretty if you want to impress her you really need to go big!
Karageorgiou: I know I need your help to think of how to get her attention!

by PatataTL November 20, 2021

maria uvalle

little titties

omg she has maria uvalle

by you can’t suck your dads tits October 5, 2020

Maria

The world's strictest mother in the world, specifically Maria Adair, mother of Cole Adair.

Mannnn of course he got grounded again. His mom is such a Maria.

I think Maria grounded him again.

by stop grounding cole mrs adair January 6, 2022