The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.
Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.
by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011
Get the Jesus Beardmug. Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking
Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.
by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008
Get the Jesus-walkingmug. by CGpalace June 24, 2009
Get the Jesus Stylemug. by Doug Mack January 2, 2008
Get the Jesus mixmastermug. by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010
Get the Jesus Jeansmug. A place to hravest tomatoes in the sand.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
A nice place to take a walk in the woods, if you don't mind the smell of shit.
The natural habitat of the Silver Stripped Mushroom, which, of course, makes you fly.
by Diamonion January 28, 2004
Get the Jesus Ranchmug. The handles on your car used for
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
a) hanging dry cleaning
b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.
They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.
Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.
by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005
Get the Jesus handlesmug.