urban dictionary bugs

people who are puttin there own opions on this site

George Bush.

by Matt November 1, 2006

Lady Bug Rape

To force a lady bug to unwillingly crawl on your finger in order to get good luck.

Boy 1: Come on lady bug crawl on my finger. COME ON

Boy 2: Dude that doesn't count thats lady bug rape.

by Mike Wozousky February 15, 2010

Bug Eyed Bitch

Means a person whose so ugly and so assinine that the person who they are talking to imagines that their eye's would just pop out off their head and walk off.

Commonly only used as an insult.

"Look at that bug eyed bitch!"

"In all honesty, i don't give a shit
what you're saying, because simply,
your a bug eyed bitch."

by Zero From #RRR March 7, 2009

cute as a bug's ear

cute in a family way; the way Homer Simpson describes Lisa Simpson to her in "Lisa the Beauty Queen" in season 4 of the Simpsons, one of the sweetest shows ever. for a female to say about an unrelated male would be to call that guy completely queer. for a guy to say about an unrelated girl would be for the boy to call himself completely gay. for a male to call a related male cute as a bug's ear would be messed up.

daughter: i'm ugly
father: no you're cute as a bug's ear
daughter: dads have to say that
father: dad, am i cute as a bug's ear?
grandfather: no

by Petra! August 30, 2005

Bug In My Tent

Someone who is completely and totally anoyying and wont go away. Like when your camping and there is a bug in your tent.

"Tianna never GOES AWAY!"
" I know, she is a total bug in my tent."

by MyMotherCanRotInHell March 6, 2010

Scrub Ya Bug

Redneck or Hick term for female masturbation, the "bug" being a vagina and the "scrubbing" being masturbating. Also could be used to describe cleaning your vagina.

Ya gonna go scrub ya bug? It stinks.

I was scrubbin my bug last night because brad never showed up.

by CountryGirl17 May 12, 2011

Bed bugs text

(n.) a text so risky that the sender sends it as they are falling asleep, so they can avoid the feeling of regret that immediately follows.

The text can be so exceedingly treacherous that it will frighten away bed bugs and other night critters.

Freddy asked Claire out via bed bugs text.

by nolandc September 12, 2019