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Wipe lie

When after the first wipe, the toilet paper is clean but you wipe for a second time and realise it was just an illusion. It then takes half the roll to get clean.
I had a very satisfied smile after a clean first wipe but the next revealed I had been fooled, a wipe lie!
by HizerKite November 22, 2023
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Bugosy wipes

Wet wipes specifically used after having intercourse. They are butt, goober, pussy wipes. BUtt, GOober, PUssy wet wipes to clean after coitus. Bugosy wipes.
Hey babe, that was incredible, can you hand me a bugosy wipe? I need to clean my goober.

Hey babe, that was the best ever, can you hand me one of those wet wipes, the bugosy wipes. I need to wipe the cum off my pussy and butt.
by anonymous November 25, 2023
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ash wiping

when you are wiping your ass from back to front. so all the shit lands on a males ballsack and sits there forever until turned to ashes and fell off. (some people do this btw)
Ash wiper: Dude i hate this toilet paper, i need to switch technique to not have shit on my ballsack

Ass wiper: dude wtf (what the fuck) do you mean?

Ash wiper: i just told you

Ass wiper: How do you wipe your ass

Ash wiper: From ass crack to ballsack

Ass wiper: *ltfno* (laughing their fucking nipples off)

Ash wiper: i am an ash wiper. who is ash wiping.
by z3da October 17, 2019
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Wipe

Another term for did it telling someone to kill themselves. Like wiping a save slot in a video game, or wiping your character in Rogue Lineage (if you know that game)
Retard: Yes I like anime.
Intelligent one: Wipe yourself.
by YessyWessy November 12, 2021
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piss wipe

A piss wipe is a reference used to describe an annoying, crusty, stale, moist, pasty and ronnie person.
by Zea & Chloe September 25, 2021
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three wipe rule

Personal code of conduct that stipulates one must take a shower if more than three wet wipes are necessary.
Sorry I'm late I had a three wipe rule violation right before I left the house.
by hilarioyo August 25, 2021
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wipe start

When you gotta shit real bad but it won’t come out. Just get up there with a big wad of TP and give it the old wipe start. Works like a charm.
I had to take a duke real bad but it wouldn’t come out. So I gave my arse a wipe start. Floodgates open!
by BallzDeeeeeeeeep September 4, 2021
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