Jack: (Staring at lesbian porn on You-Tube) "Take.. clothes.. off.. PLEASE!"
(Phone suddenly rings)
Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU BITCH!"
Hangs up
(Phone suddenly rings)
Jack: "Oh fuck, its Mother again... HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT STOP CALLING ME YOU BITCH!"
Hangs up
by LoneWolf6 July 8, 2011
Get the Bitchmug. Something you say it the end of your sentence to instantly make it funny, and just kinda roast on whoever you might be talking to. A sentence is so much more satisfying with a resounding BITCH thrown on the end
by richdogg11 May 16, 2010
Get the Bitchmug. Adj: a word used to describe a member of the opposite sex who spills, INADVERTENTLY OR OTHERWISE, their drink upon the DJ laptop at a party that has swagged-out music.
1. Hey man, that young lady just spilled her drink all over the DJ laptop!
2. Umm, bro, that's not a young lady...that's a bitch. You NEVER dance and shit up by the DJ booth.
1. I guess.
2. Umm, bro, that's not a young lady...that's a bitch. You NEVER dance and shit up by the DJ booth.
1. I guess.
by 3.14LR December 4, 2011
Get the Bitchmug. Bitch means Beautiful!
- Bitch is female dog
- Dogs Bark
- Barks on trees
- Trees is apart of Nature
- Nature is beautiful
- Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL!
When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful! there jealous of you! DUH!
- Bitch is female dog
- Dogs Bark
- Barks on trees
- Trees is apart of Nature
- Nature is beautiful
- Therefore whoever calls your a bitch, called you BEAUTIFUL!
When people say your bitch that means you are beautiful! there jealous of you! DUH!
by ilovemydogs November 26, 2010
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Get the bitchingmug.