A tankchud (optionally tank-chud) is someone who displays some of the attributes of being a chud, along with an unreasonable amount of knowledge on tanks and other military vehicles and tools. A tankchud can name most tank models just by looking at one for a few seconds, and knows exactly which wars it was used in. The tankchud usually also shows extreme signs of being terminally online, along with a bunch of humor relating to nazi Germany. Their hours on Hearts of Iron and War Thunder should never be underestimated.
-oh that over there has to be a Panzer model 8
Dude stop being such a tankchud.
-IM NOT A TANKCHUD! Just because I leaked CIA documents over inaccuracies in War Thunder vehicles, does NOT make me a tankchud!
… It kinda does dude.
Dude stop being such a tankchud.
-IM NOT A TANKCHUD! Just because I leaked CIA documents over inaccuracies in War Thunder vehicles, does NOT make me a tankchud!
… It kinda does dude.
by NickPikk June 21, 2023
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2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
2. n. A sexual disease where the patients penis fires bullet sized particles at any given moment
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Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
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Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
Jon: I like male dick
Dude: What the fuck, you pocket tank (smack)
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Jon: Dude you get with that girl last week? The one with the perky ass?
Dude: Yeah man. She gave me the pocket tank though..I almost poked the cats eye out.
Jon: Shit...
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In RPGs and some MMORPgs, is another word for a character that can be in the forefront of the battle and survive the outcome due to sheer evasiveness rather than high armor and health. An example would be the assassin from the pseudo-MMORPG game "Guild Wars", especially in PvP mode.
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Get the Hoot-tanks mug.The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between an extremely well-endowed woman's breasts, followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling. The resulting sound that is created sounds similar to an oil tank caught on a reef.
Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Not to be confused with motorboating which is for smaller breasts.
Oil Tanking - I went to motorboat my woman, but realised her tits were just way to big...I oil tanked her instead.
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