testicle punch

A punch to the testicles. Usually used as a "threat" in general conversation.

Guy 1: Dude, I am going to sign up for porn emails and list your work email.

Guy 2: If you do that, you're getting a testicle punch.

by TheMonger September 29, 2006

tasties

slang word for ecstasy pills

Are ya gettin' a few tasties?

Jesus i've had an awful amount of tasties!

by fergberg March 2, 2009

testicle replacement surgery

what happens on nights when cake is eaten

Sean and Spence were involved in amatuer testicle replacement surgery

by Gerp October 24, 2003

sweet-tasteic

something that is amazing to the taste and makes your tongue writhe back and forth like a bull

man this tcby is sweet-tasteic

by Pattypat johnson November 5, 2006

Tactical Bedge

Leicestershire slang meaning: The art of being able to take a shit during a meal in order to consume more food upon return

Oh I'm absolutely stuffed. I'm off for a Tactical Bedge so I can finish the food.

by Just_Indi October 8, 2020

Testicle

What tests are if quizzes are quizzical.

If quizzes are quizzical, tests are testicle!

by Testy Cull October 18, 2012

Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.

Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.

by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011