by Oqueefna March 18, 2022
Get the Russian Shart Showermug. Loud noise comes comes from next door, followed by a big sigh.
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
Old man: Fuck me, what was that?
Old woman: The bloke next door has been on the beetroot diet.
Old man: Who? Him that’s as big as a house with a heart of gold?
Old woman: Yes, I think he’s just had a shart!
by raj13 January 14, 2023
Get the Shartmug. A shart is a word for poo (the naughty word version) and fart it means that you farted and poopooed at the same time
by Thecoolschoolgirl November 2, 2020
Get the Shartmug. rephrased/ rephrasing to shit
by wuspopping February 15, 2023
Get the shartmug. by yodrian July 21, 2016
Get the jump shartmug. by Shartywiththemelodyinmyhead April 25, 2021
Get the Shartmug. 