pulley system

used to describe the decrease in weight when your balls yank at your scrotum in elephantitus.

my scrotum would fall off if i didn't have a pulley system for my elephantitus.

by forte~pwnz February 13, 2005

metric system

Something that America will never be able to muster the intelligence to use.

Canadian: Why don't you guys use the metric system?
American: We don't know how.
Canadian: It's simple. There are 10 millimeters in a centimeter, 10 centimeters in a decimeter, 10 decimeters in a meter...
American: *Brain overheats and explodes*

by p00flake August 8, 2006

Gyno-Judicial System

An oppressive Gynocentralized political and legal system. Any political or legal institution that passes and enforces laws that specifically benefit or favor the female sex over the male, while at the same time fully understanding that these laws oppress Men, and relegates them to the status of a second class citizen in the eyes of the law.

When it comes to the Gyno-Judicial system... There are over 151+ Laws that circumvent the Constitution that specifically benefit Women... There are zero for dudes. - Terrance Popp

by BF42TH September 29, 2018

dennis system

An acronym to pick up girls, can also be used on guys.
Demonstrate value

Engage physically

Nurture dependence

Neglect emotionally

Inspire hope
Seperate entirely
For more detail google it

-Mitchell

"I used the Dennis system in this girl, feel for me instantly" says the guy.

by Sumo roogo February 28, 2018

systemite

any devoted fan of the popular metal band System of a Down

My fellow systemite friend got us all front row tickets to a System of a Down concert.

by Ilona October 21, 2004

system of a down

An awful, awful 'punk band' liked by posers and 'emo'people around the world. These people will call you dumb or illiterate if you say you do not like their music, but this is not the case. Most people dislike their music because it is truely awful.
Please don't confuse me with a chav, as I am not, I am not a part of any particular group, I mainly listen to guitar based music, but I don't go out of my way to promote this fact, nor do I go out of my way to look 'popular' or 'different'. Emo scenesters and 'goth' posers have ruined todays music scene. Bands such as Led Zeppelin, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Rage Against The Machine, The Strokes, Oasis, The Beatles and many more should be being championed. Anyone can pick up a guitar and play a few power chords over a naff bassline, but it takes sheer talent to do what these guys did. System Of A Down and many others (including but not limited to: Slipknot, Linkin Park, KoRn, Marilyn Manson, Simple Plan, Blink 182, Offspring, etc) make up what is truely the tail end of the music community.

Very little talent required. Simple knowledge of music and song writing is all it takes. Protesting against the war helps in the popularity stakes and strange appearences go without saying.

by Budapest Loves You September 5, 2005

systemic

systemic. an outside agent introduced into the system of a living being. it is usually administered for the purpose of fighting pathogens harmful to the living being.

systemic poisons are absorbed into the flesh of the plant and internalized. the poisons are not harmful to the plant, enabling the plant to fight the invasion with new ammo.

by the useless September 29, 2009