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Romancing the Stone

Having sex (regular or receiving oral) while passing a kidney stone in hopes that it will pass when you ejaculate.
Phil: How goes the renal calculi this morning, bro?

Doug: I may have passed that fucker. I was romancing the stone last night with that whore Nicole, and when I busted a nut, it was all bloody and gooey. Probably lodged like a stalagtite up there against her uterus.

Phil: I found my car keys up there once....
by blenderhead91 April 25, 2010
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Stone

He is a sexy beast! All the girls want him and all the guys want to be him! He has the best frickin' hair ever! He's always really nice and makes everyone feel special. When he walks in the room everybody is lookin' at him!
Person 1: "Ooh! Look at that hot guy over there!"
Person 2: "That's Stone."
by immasexybeast July 1, 2011
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Stonecyphering

Stonecyphering is a common form of entertainment and serves as a means of gaining status while in prison.
by agnew April 19, 2004
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Stonedog

To replace, due to being disliked or unwanted.
Skumbubble was stonedogged in ICC25 last week.
by SlangmastaJ May 28, 2010
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Brad Stoned

To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone.

Comes from Fake Steve Jobs diary where Brad Stone, of the NYTimes, found his real identity.
Fake Steve Jobs got brad stoned by the NYTimes!
by BlackCow August 6, 2007
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Tuna Stone

It is a person that always coughs really loudly, has lots and lots of earwax and blinks at random times.
Guy 1- Whos that retarded kid over there?
Guy 2- Oh hes not retarded, hes just a Tuna Stone
Guy 1- Ahh, that makes much more sense.
by oopsadoodles October 1, 2009
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Super Stoned

One who is so high, he/she can not function. This individual is so high they can only mumble, drule, feel numb, and sometimes can end up crosseyed. He/She is so high they do not make sense in anything they do. They are completly dumb.
Timmy: Dude lets smoke a huge one!

Jimmy: And get super stoned?!

Timmy: Ya dude, so su stoned we are stonder than a cheese man on ice!

Jimmy: Right on man, I want to get super stoned like I wanna be stonder than a stoned man in the stoned ages getting stoned by all the stoners!!

Timmy: Whoa bro, you are crazy man haha

Jimmy: haha why not?
by Yon Mon May 26, 2011
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