stroking the magic dragon

stroking the magic dragon is a slur meaning giving a hand job to a very angry person

I woke up my lover while stroking the magic dragon and ended up face first into the floor

by TheDefinerUSA June 23, 2016

《¤》Catheterization 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

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《¤》Catheterization 《¤》Three《¤》Propels《¤》And《¤》Three《¤》Strokes《¤》

by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

sugar stroke

When Consume so much sugar that your brain stops functioning from 1-5 seconds Then you come back to reality and regret your decisions and cry.

Jackson Ate 5 Pixie Sticks at the same time Then he suffered from a 3 second Sugar Stroke.

by J05M0TH3R December 5, 2019

Stroke Alert

The warning given by one in African American ebonics over an intercom in a hospital when someone is suffering a cerebrovascular incident, also commonly known as a stroke.

Respiratory Therapist: OK sir, I will just hook up your oxygen and be back in a couple hours to see how you are doing.
Voice Over Intercom: SKROKE ALERT! SKROKE ALERT!

*short pause* whispers heard over intercom
Respiratory Therapist: Skroke alert?? Wtf?
Voice Over Intercom: Stroke Alert!
Respiratory Therapist: Shoot! I'll be right there!

by Hygffdrtg March 1, 2023

Different Strokes

The gay version of heads up seven up

Hey Tim’s having a get together this weekend; heard they’re going to play different strokes again in his basement.

by Desert lightning November 22, 2019

The Stroke

The stroke cannot be explained. It’s simply a lifestyle.

He lives the right way. He’s got The Stroke.

by Ebottlebear September 20, 2023

Mid-stroke voice

When you’re choking the chicken and your voice starts to sound different.

Ryan: Yo Nate, we need to beat this level.
Nate: YeAh.
Ryan: Nate I hear your mid-stroke voice.

by Phnx563 May 16, 2025