Gay Stress

When a man can’t have his homosexual intercourse so he starts getting stressed out such as being mad at friends and family for not giving his daily blowjob to his lover

“Leave me alone mom I have gay stress”

by The super saiyan 3 December 4, 2023

Hayden Strause

Hayden strause is the coolest person ever, he slays many women with his good looks. He is a pro at gooning and wearing his speedo. He loves many women since he can put them all. Everyone would and wants too be him

"Mom when I grow up, I wanna be just like Hayden Strause"

by anonymous June 16, 2024

Jelly Stress

The act in which an individual persons is beyond saving from the stress of their life. Often seen in the car sales industry as customers with a sub 500 credit score.

My manager Clovis said this customer is a Jelly Stress because not even Santander will approve them... they were Repo'd twice!

by Daniel Stress Fracture January 19, 2026

Never StreSS

A term popularized by tiktok larpers, word stems from the primal rawtard youtube Gatis "Goatis" Lagzdins saying "Never Stress". The term "Never StreSS" with the capital S's is a larp for the SS, or Schutstaffel, the national socialist german paramilitary organisation. The term is widely used in surf edits, known as "Surfing the kali yuga", or edits of nature, and other generally activities considered low cortisol.

Goyim 1: Eyy, bro wanna go surf the kali yuga with me broo!
Goyim 2: Yess duude, for sure im down, you know what they say bro, Never StreSS!

by SensitiveYoungChud February 2, 2026

Minority Stress

The chronic, high-effort psychological strain experienced by members of stigmatized minority groups (e.g., LGBTQ+, racial/ethnic minorities). It’s not just everyday stress; it’s the heavy, cumulative burden of constantly navigating a dominant culture that may be hostile, dismissive, or merely ignorant of your existence. This stress comes from external events (discrimination, violence, microaggressions), the internal vigilance of expecting them, and the effort to conceal or manage your identity to stay safe. It’s like running a marathon while constantly scanning for obstacles and carrying an invisible weight.

Example: Alex, a trans man, feels Minority Stress when he has to mentally map which public restroom to use to avoid confrontation, correct a colleague’s pronouns for the tenth time while smiling politely, and then read a news article debating his basic humanity—all before lunch. This isn't "a bad day"; it's the exhausting baseline tax on his mental energy.

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 3, 2026

Passion Straps

Reference to the Groin. Particularly when doing Pilates, Yoga, or some other form of exercise that stretches the groin.

"Wow, I really felt that butterfly stretch in my passion straps"

by TheLiquidRage July 2, 2025

Never Stress

Term popularized by fans of "Goatis," a raw carnivore and primal lifestyle advocate
Typically used in niche tiktok's showcasing raw meat on a wooden cutting board or a male walking barefoot in nature.
Means to keep your cortisol levels as low as possible even if it means negating moderate to intense physical activity, or any experience which may result in an acute rise in cortisol levels

Person 1: Bro I'm going to go on a run at 6AM, and complete a cold plunge and head to the gym after, wanna come?
Person 2: Nah bro, I'm sunning my testes and eating raw steak by the river, never stress!

by Jekc1029 July 2, 2025