Stop swearing September

You can’t swear for the whole month of September No balls you won’t do it

Stop swearing September

Guy1:fuck off dipshit

Girl1:you fucking idiot lost Stop swearing September

Guy2:you both lost haha
Girl2:looks like I win

Guy2: I’m still here

Girl2:if you don’t swear I’ll break up with you

Guy2:Shit don’t

Everyone else:you lost Stop Swearing September

Girl2:seems like I won now

by THEYSMARTGUY November 9, 2019

Stop Sign Sex

Sex involving a stop sign

Dude, is stop sign sex a thing? Anything is a thing when you add sex to it.

by GlucoseWizard May 29, 2020

stop eating my carpet

stop eating

stop eating my carpet

by the cooler penguin27 October 12, 2020

Stop Malding

People would say it's "mad" and "balding"; mad and getting bald because your always mad. But it's more to being a piss baby. So the general definition is being a piss baby. Stop malding = Stop being a piss baby.

*You and someone just finished a fight in discord (chatting app) and you've realized that you're the one who's wrong, so you decide to leave (because embarrassed)*

The person who you fought: Lol, stop malding.

by 296112 April 13, 2021

Six Steps to Spiritual Revival

A spiritual guide through the twists and turns of the anal cavity, the path of the anus is a most treacherous one and without proper spiritual guidence one can get lost deep within the void known as the anus.

I now better understand how to thrust my wiener into the anus in a more spiritual fashion.

by Anus Guru October 24, 2004

drop steps

Used when asking someone to slow down, or "wait up." You are essentially dropping (not taking) steps. Particularly usefull when walking in a group and you need to discreatly tell your homie something; you murmer "drop steps" and fall out of the pack to chat.

#1: somthing's funky, drop steps.
#2: what is that smell?
#1: I think Laura sharted at the front of the pack!

by Reed Abrell Vander Schaaf November 7, 2007

Truck Stop Scabbing

An underground world of persons that meet at truck stops and engage in the act of "scabbing". This can be done in many differant forms such as; 1. Rubbing two scabs together; 2. Poking or Picking anothers scab; 3. Having person 1 on a side of a "Scab Hole" with their scab and person 2 on the other end of the "Scab Hole" sticks their finger through and pokes or picks at person 1's scab. This is most popular on the east coast of the US.

John has a secrect hobby, truck stop scabbing. He goes to differant truck stop locations and engages in scab rub's with other scabby's.

by No Internal Monologue May 11, 2010