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stander

A lady who stands when using the potty, rather than waste time laying down a seat cover and sitting.
Mary: This bathroom line is ridiculous.
Jane: It would go a lot faster if there were more standers up in here.
by WomanofMassDestruction October 30, 2007
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wayne staley

Wayne staley
Scientific name: Stalebread
This young full-blooded beast was first discovered in a bogan dominated area of society called tasman district high school, wayne was born in 1990 with an amazing ability known as ADHD, this gives him the ability to have amazing amounts of energy as he leaps from detention to relocation much in the same way as a flying squirel jumps from tree to tree.

Wayne staley has never nad one friend in his whole life as he is so completely hyperactive that no-one can handle him, this hyperactiveness is battled by giving him drugs that are otherwise illegal. This drug is known as ecstasy. unfortunately this does not affect him at all and his fellow students have often expressed to the teachers the need to put him on sedatives. young wayne has recently been expelled from newtown high for being something which can only be described as psychotic....... i have not seen this amazing creature for some time now and hope for his sake that i never see him again lest i gaet the urge to stab him repeatedly in the chest with a blunt knife.
by specky January 15, 2005
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Stalkerware

Online networking sites including myspace and facebook but pertaining more so to Twitter and Skype that are extremely private and can harbour major stranger danger
CJ on Twitter: just had an amazing night with Tony, we are going to bed now

Creeper also on Twitter:Ooo, what are you gonna do?

CJ's friend: ewww, who are you creeper? CJ, you should be careful about the things you say on stalkerware
by Johnny pro February 10, 2010
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stale white bread

by Ell1ott April 21, 2014
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sonic stalker

Humerous prankster originating in northern Arkansas. Prank calling sonic workings and acting as if he is a mentally handicapped man named Steve Barret. Toting a paintball mask and a black hoodie, this Steve Barret smothered an entire city in uncertainty and terror. * Later to be found out this was all just a scam by a local boy to get back at their rival school's city.
Chris: "Oh man did you hear about the Sonic Stalker."

Aaron: " Yeah dude, that's some funny shit."
by ~*_will_sims_~* October 15, 2006
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booger stalker

someone who notices your boogers before u even feel them crusting up. they often feel it necessary to let you know about your self and the hefty booger that you have hanging out.
did you see the booger hanging out of that bitches nose. wow you think she could have felt that hefty fucker just dangling.

amber is such a booger stalker she told me about this booger she spotted in sheri's nose the other day
by Tommygunz45k May 16, 2007
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space stalker

Stalking someone throgh the internet using my space, facebook, e-mail, google, etc. . .
Hey, that Joe guy I added to my friends is creepy. He's a space stalker! He left me ten commets yesterday......
by Kellie Ouzts April 19, 2008
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