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Stalkerware

Online networking sites including myspace and facebook but pertaining more so to Twitter and Skype that are extremely private and can harbour major stranger danger
CJ on Twitter: just had an amazing night with Tony, we are going to bed now

Creeper also on Twitter:Ooo, what are you gonna do?

CJ's friend: ewww, who are you creeper? CJ, you should be careful about the things you say on stalkerware
by Johnny pro February 10, 2010
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stalkerwalker

One who attempts to 'walk you home' after unsuccessfully tryna holler, in the hopes that you will accede on the front steps of your house instead of an embarrassingly public place. also see: creepster
Girl 1: John tried to walk me home last night, even though I wasn't having any of it at the bar.
Girl 2: What a stalkerwalker!
by nightsatthebar November 4, 2009
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stalkerwave

a microwave that beeps each and every minute after the food is done until you open it and take the food out.
I popped some popcorn and the stalkerwave wouldn't stop beeping at me.
by willy_t123 May 8, 2010
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stalkerade

A condition characterized by overly lusting or becoming obsessed with someone to the point of making his/her life a living Hell.
She originally thought the guy was an admirer, but when she said she wasn't interested in dating him, he developed a severe case of stalkerade. Now she spends more time at the police station that getting overtime at her job.
by nolabels January 12, 2013
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stalkercore

"oooh yeah gurl, I liked him until he got all stalkercore on me"
by AdamRamone June 26, 2008
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Stalkerpreneur

The delicate art of stalking someone under the disguise of doing business with them
Mark is such a stalkerpreneur! He's brought eight espressos in the last half hour because of the cute barista that just started working there.
by Tricktionary May 24, 2016
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stalkercore

Stalkercore is basically the aesthetic of a stalker/the aesthetic of being stalked.
Its super weird yes but its just stalkercore vibes
by ITS_YA_BOI_CHILDDDDEEE February 27, 2022
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