poop shoot

The hole of the ass, or asshole

Don't fool yourself girl, it's going up your poop shoot - (Thank you Frank Zappa)

by Poopsie Smidgaphorius May 13, 2005

scooter girl

that cute blonde girl at case who wears short skirts and rides a pink scooter to class

"hey scooter girl! where's your scooter?"

by shakespeir May 9, 2008

shoot gun

1.) Misspelled form of shotgun.
2.) What you do with a gun.

1.) (Excerpt from a Redneck definition:).....sitting out on their front porch holding a shootgun talking about niggers.

2.) Shoot the gun, dammit!

by ME October 25, 2004

Dirty Scooter

1 shot of whiskey
1 shot of Jägermeister
Red Bull

Take a shot of whiskey and chase it with a jägerbomb.

Those Dirty Scooters got me so fucked up last night

by Junior1 November 30, 2008

shoot blanks

male dry orgasm due to sexual technique, diabates, post prostate removal, et al. For many males who can no longer expel semen due to medical procedure or illness it is a negative, depressing, and angry loss. Sexual sensation is diminished or orgasm is painful. sexual tension is not sufficiently alleviated with permanent dry orgasm.

After prostate removal by the up the dick method, I can no longer shoot my load. I can only shoot blanks. I hope my urlogist's genitals falls off.

by ymouszanon March 30, 2015

Rascal Scooter

3 Steps Down: A girl that is so ugly, most of the time you can't even tell if she's a girl. The bottom of the barrel.
Two worse then a razor scooter.
One worse then a bike without a seat.
Coming from the idea that you don't want to ride a rascal unless you HAVE to.
Short Term: Rascal

"Oh god, is that...."
"Jesus! Thats a RASCAL SCOOTER"

by robinall March 24, 2007

loot and scoot

A loot and scoot is basically a one night stand. You loot the booty and scoot scoot scoot away.

Guy 1: Did you hook up with that one girl last night?
Guy 2: Emily? Yeah I took her home.
Guy 1: You going to see her again?
Guy 2: Nah, it was a loot and scoot.

by Thequick April 21, 2008