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Sperm

A drink harvested from the male sex organs.It is also used in the production of infants but mainly used as a delicous "snack" at home if you have a portable sperm dispenser also known as a "husband" or "boyfriend".But do keep in mind the legal age of a sperm dispenser is 18 because then the sperm should be ripe and ready for consumption but in some countries it might be to the age of 21 to reach perfection.
Sperm is dispensed through a a long shaft called a dick or cock,but preferably called a sperm straw.To dispense th sperm from the sperm straw it will need stimulation,this is provided by continuelessy rubbing your hand up and down the dick,some preferably put it in their mouth to immediately have the sperm in their mouth.
"Susie,go get Jacob! I need a little bit of his sperm. Im so hungry for it
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Sperm

Hey Sperm Wacha doin
by Lord Gunni March 15, 2022
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Sperm mode

When you are here doing things in sperm mode. Nothing special, just sperm mode.
by Le véritable January 26, 2022
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Sperm Dragon

When you bend a chick over and engage in intercourse so hard that when the man finishes the cum shoots out her nose….expert level move
You seen Amanda with the fat ass. I’m gonna turn that trick into a sperm dragon
by Askjkjkjklol March 31, 2022
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Sperm Rolling

A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!
"man that's some nasty ass Sperm Rolling"
"nah bro I'm relaxed"
by 7Yes7 January 2, 2021
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Sperm Whale

When one gets a girl pregnant and 7 months later, once she is well into the third trimester, that same individual has sex with the same girl, pulls out and spaffs on her pregnant belly and then says "hey look, a sperm whale".
He turned to her and asked if he could make her a sperm whale.
by Pregosaurus13 January 2, 2021
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finger sperm

when you put sperm on your finger and insert the finger into a girls vagina trying to get her pregnant
me and my boyfriend tried finger sperm to get pregnant
by coochiegurl1000000 January 15, 2021
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