sneak simp 

Coined by Alinator, a part of the Dark Triad of simping (Desperate Simp, Financial Simp, & Sneak Simp) a sneak simp is the act of simping or being a simp very secretively, especially acting like you are not a simp around your friends & others, then behind their backs you simp hard. This is worse than being a financial simp & an openly desperate simp because it is shady, and extremely untrustworthy. If anyone of your friends find out that you sneak simped, don’t blame them for dropping you, no one likes a shady ass simp ass nigga.

Did you hear that nigga went behind our backs and simped for a bitch while telling us to our faces that he didn’t fw her care about her and he ignored her all the while he was doing all that shit making us believe he was based yeah fuck that nigga can’t trust no sneak simp

sneak simp by simpannihalator October 7, 2023

super-sneaky 

One who is a master of sneakery is said to be super-sneaky. A super-sneaky individual can elude others and move around undetected.

"Whoa, where did you come from??? Your super-sneaky!"
"Steven in super-sneaky."

super-sneaky by Steven S December 30, 2008

slick sneaky stiff 

To insert one's soft member into your ass while he is sleeping and allowing the member to get hard by means of simultaneous massaging of the balls and prostate stimulation.

I let rick give me the slick sneaky stiff after he passed out.

slick sneaky stiff by slind February 16, 2009

Pringle Sneak 

When someone hides behind another person who is equal height or taller, to avoid being seen by someone who they hate.

Dane: Oh shit, it's fucking Brian, man you gotta let me Pringle Sneak
Chad: Alright dude, your lucky he doesn't like me

Pringle Sneak by ReapersFi April 24, 2010

the sneaky amigo 

when you are having intercourse with a girl in the dark, have your friend hide in the closet and once you pull out have your friend replace you secretively

lsat night me and john gave your mom the sneaky amigo

the sneaky amigo by montreal canadiens suck April 26, 2011

Mohican sneak 

The ability to sneak up on someone without being detected

You were hidden until we applied the Mohican sneak and found you

Mohican sneak by Jp912 August 29, 2016

sober sneak 

"quietly moving around places you aren't supposed to be with someone you aren't supposed to be with while in a state in which u are not under the influence of any intoxicating substance"

I quit drinking but still want to have fun, let's sober sneak later while your husband is at work.

sober sneak by Dblazeny January 5, 2017