motha fucka i smoked yo shit

when someone loses something it is the answer to the question if you have seen the object.

-hey have you seen my pencil?
-motha fucka i smoked yo pencil.

-hey have you seen the remote?
-motha fucka i smoked yo remote

by Brian March 7, 2005

Smoke a Bowl

To smoke a marajawna pipe

dude, i smoked a fat bowl lastnight and got so friggin high

by Pony Boy September 10, 2003

smokefest

a smoke session involving several members

friend 1: you missed the smokefest we had at da crib last night

friend 2: damn! I had to work.

friend 1: Too bad we had like 9 L's of haze w/only 3 heads. I was geeked.

by drizzy March 9, 2007

Smoke

To experience a woman sexually in every possible way.

I want to Smoke Nelly Furtado.

by exarro April 4, 2011

dong smoke

insult to one who loves the cock. Inserting a penis into your mouth in a cigar manor.

Putt, you are such a dong smoke

by JPIZZLE December 13, 2004

two smoke

primitive internal combustion engine, powered by tank of burning fossils. easily distinguishing by voluminous clouds of blue smoke. Favourite bike choice of sooky floundering bench racers complaining of fouled spark plugs and cracked reed valves, whilst prophecising the ease of the 12 "simple & inexpensive" rebuilds per annum. get an effie and learn to ride!!!

completely blinded by unwaivering devotion to neanderthal technology 'kx250' could not see that his two smoke clanger is a piece of junk

by fingalhead August 17, 2006

smod

The act of smiling and nodding in response to someone's odd behavior or comment. Spelled smodding when used in gerund form.

PersonA: Then we could go get lit and jump off a bridge!
PersonB:*smods* Riiight...

by toomanycurls December 16, 2003