by Jeffcranyhook September 26, 2021
Get the Is it legal too make the prettiest girl in the world smile mug.A dishonest , fake mother trucker who thinks hes a drug dealer but really hes a backwards ass hustler and claims to be so loyal but he will fuck you any chance he gets. ; small penis ; 2 second man
by abride April 19, 2014
Get the smife mug.Related Words
smize
• Smize Man
• Smized
• Smizeltov
• Smizer
• super smize
• joe smizer
• smile
• size queen
• smile empty soul
by Qw33n Kuma November 13, 2003
Get the Evil Smile mug.I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
by fav January 27, 2007
Get the knotted smile mug.BOHICA baby... damn! Every time you turn around someone else wants a piece of you! Just bend over and smile like a donut!
by Hypo October 28, 2009
Get the Bend over and smile like a donut mug.For example:"i'm happy (smile)!!!
by happyface December 26, 2004
Get the smile mug.A Size King is a well-endowed man who actively seeks out size queens (women who only like huge dicks). Some men who are hung become size kings because they like to be with women who will really focus on their penis and it's size. A true size king advertises his endowment to "bait" potential size queens.
"You're sure showing a lot of dick bulge tonight, Dan."
"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
"Of course I am, Anika. I'm not going to hide it...I need to meet some size queens at the club, and I want them to know that I'm a Size King"
by Horseman Dan June 15, 2008
Get the Size King mug.