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A man who believes that he would be playing in Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA or the NHL if his high school's varsity coach didn't bench him. There are two errors with sports guy's thinking. First, a coach at any level (include the high school varsity team) won't jeopardize his team's chances of winning by NOT playing his best players. Second, sports guy was always a mediocre athlete and his skills diminished as he got older. Sports guy's chances of playing professional sports is less than my chances of dating Heidi Klum!
by Silky Smooth October 17, 2003
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by ED '07 January 19, 2004
Get the chicago sports mug.shorts made from old baggie pants. without underwear. cut them 6 inches down from la jolla's, lots of bleach wash many times. short pants must be loose. Note! tip of your wee wee must not hang below line where pants were cut. Police lock you up so amigos do it right.
summer time beaches my mexican shorts on pulled down so my butt crack shows. Fine americanos women laying on sand I walk up stand by their head say "nice day girls" I pull up shorts about 2 inches while talking. when they smile I look away (you dont want them to know that you know they are looking at your member.) I say "in california all the people are nice people". I love california girls someday get a job.
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by Ferreson September 29, 2004
Get the Sports Wood mug.To wear compression shorts to a party with nothing else over them is to be wearing party-shorts. The party is typically a college rager. It is often themed as to be the reason that compression shorts are acceptable attire, but doesn't necessarily have to be the case.
Girl:Why is that guy dressed like Lance Armstrong, what type of party does he think this is wearing compression shorts here?
Guy: Oh those are just his party-shorts, he knows what's up.
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