shit-tastic

Don't let the name fool you, 'shit-tastic' actually means that something is really bad or fucked up. It's like being sarcastic whilst still saying something is shit.

Hey do you like my new anal dildo?
*rolls eyes* It's shit-tastic!

by StiffieSteve September 27, 2005

shit of my career

A landmark bowel movement, followed by a tremendous sense of relief.

"I just had the shit of my career," Amy said with a sly grin.

by texasguy September 28, 2006

shit blocked

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

shitabetes

Similar to "diabetes," a diagnosis for someone who has to frequently take a shit.

Dr. Ellett has to shit so much he has been diagnosed with shitabetes.

by Kathydumper August 20, 2009

Shit Toleration Level

The level of shit you're willing to tolerate from a significant other.

Yo, beotch, your man has cheated on you so many times, where is your shit toleration level? Do you have one?

by Jackie007 May 1, 2011

shibydo

A catchphrase/colloquial term created for the sole purpose of playing into a friend's or acquaintance's ability to acquire terms and/or phrases into their own vocabulary. The term has no defined meaning, and may be used at will as any part of speech.

- "Did you see that girl? Shibydo!"
- "Shibydo, can you pass the (item)?"
- "F*ckin' shibydo..."
- "Well, if you disconnect the shibydo, it should work fine."
- "Check out my new shibydo car"
- "I wouldn't shibydo that"

by SendMoarSpam September 28, 2011

Shit Bridge

A floating bridge of toilet paper keeping your shit dry created by clogging a toilet with a whole roll of toilet paper then taking a dump on top of the toilet paper bridge.

The janitors were real pissed off today. Someone created a shit bridge in the bathroom and they had to use a shovel to clear it out!

by Sucio S October 21, 2011