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shirley knot

When you have just done a booty bump of meth and engage in sexual activity, and your booty bump leaks out all over your partner's dick and causes him to not be able to cum.
Me: I finally convinced Gavin to booty bump with me, and you won't believe what happened!
Friend: What? Was it awesome? Did he cum?
Me: OMG, yes, it was awesome. But.....
Friend : Well, what?
Me: Well, my booty bump leaked out everywhere, and caused a huge mess. He stayed hard, but could never cum. Even after hours!
Friend: Shirley knot!
by poirotgrl July 21, 2019
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Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down
That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they
by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019
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shitaleelelee

did you hear that jasmine shitaleelelee with her grandmas couch? she’s so crazy...
by mstitty July 31, 2019
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Shileer

The most utterly stunning and magnificent girl you‘ve met, she gets what she wants and she owns it. Mess with her and you die. She is absolutely fun to be around and everyone needs a Shileer in their life.
I‘m so bored, I should text Shileer!!!
by chillischilli September 4, 2019
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Shirley

Shirley is a nice grandma. She cares for all her grandchildren 💞 she don’t play about her grandchildren ! She is rich and does everything for you🤪 and keeps her word😘
Shirley is so nice.☺️
Shirley is way better than yo grandma 🙄!

Shirley took me to the mall and bought me everything I wanted 💓💞!.
by 🤪urban October 16, 2019
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Shirley

An Instagram Influencer Management software that is simple to use and inexpensive. Found at getshirley.com, Influencer Managers everywhere after having their world's turned upside down when they discover Shirley. Head over to getshirley.com to take a look at what she can do.
Shirley changed my life when it came to how I work with influencers.
by jmoney4545 October 23, 2019
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shite wife

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.
Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.
by Big aldo October 30, 2019
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