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Singleitis

Singleitis is a condition where it is impossible for you to be single for a long period of time and you must have a boyfriend/girlfriend otherwise you go crazy. it is a rare condition and few people have it but those who do find it very hard not to have a boyfriend or girlfriend for long periods of time
Dude ive got singleitis, i cant handle not being in a relationship.
by ghatts1son November 21, 2010
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single

used to describe a man who makes "women in the kitchen" jokes
Man: Look a woman get the kitchen an make me a sammich bich
Woman: You must be single lmao. And such a shame that you can't make your own sandwich.
by NepNep Vasilias January 3, 2019
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Single

Kylie rodigues
Kylie is single affff
by Andrew fonsecA November 28, 2019
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Single

Me. I am single. my friends are couples. I am singular. Fuck relationships
( a single person sometimes relates to the song Heather)
I am single
by Thatweirdgay December 6, 2022
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shangled

definition for a stronger way of expressing soemthing that is both shagged and mangled
"pauly c you look fokin shangled mate"

" yeah dude i nailed a propper fittie last night but also go lamped by her boyfriend"
by RandomPaul April 18, 2007
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Singlesexual

When no one likes you so your single all the time and never have a boyfriend or just don't want a boyfriend.
Taylor:im singlesexual.
Poppy:your what
by Poppy._.peggy January 31, 2021
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single mom

Powerful, strong, likely very independent woman who either by choice or circumstance has the responsibility and honor of raising her children largely solo. Excellent multi-tasker, has a strong fortitude and has fierce love for her children and will do whatever she can to care for and love her children.
That mom is awesome. She works incredibly hard to raise her kids, contribute to her community, and is a leader in the workplace. As an aside, she happens to be a single mom.
by CTYYC September 21, 2017
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