by UrbanShithousery February 15, 2024

You cheated on her with a plant before the farmer caught you in his barn with your pants down fucking one of his sheep.
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
Farmer- What the fuck are you doing in here?
Sheep fucker- Nothing, just wanted to count some sheep.
Farmer- Why are your pants over there?
Sheep- All right, you got me, I wasn't just counting sheep, I had no place to sleep for tonight.
Farmer- You've been fucking my sheep you little son of a bitch!
Sheep Fucker- No way, it's nothing like that! It's not what it looks like!
by The Original Agahnim October 4, 2021

A reference to the Jonestown kool aid, that many people are unaware of the danger of drinking (believing). The epilogue of the Twilight Zone Season 4, episode 4 clearly explains why the MAGA movement is dangerous.
by Sgt. Hulka March 4, 2025

Trimming your pubic hairs
by Twurzy July 7, 2018

Job of a shepherd-leading mindless sheep to do whatever you say. Used in social deduction games like Town of Salem, Mindnight, or even Among Us.
Stop getting sheeped! You know 6 wasn't evil.
Sheeping is too easy, people like having someone to follow.
Sheeping is too easy, people like having someone to follow.
by crithesheep October 9, 2020

When your playing minecraft and you kill one rainbow sheep plus two other regular sheep the next day you get struck by lightning
by Nesquikkid October 6, 2019
