anal sharting

When your rectum (anus) has exploding shits.

Bro, my dog just had the most major anal sharting id ever seen

by smaarty man January 27, 2020

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Shart

it’s potty humor, but Sharting is when you fart, and you shit your pants. Pretty simple. Not a fun experience.

X: Hey man! I heard you sharted the other day!
Y: kill yourself

by BlacephalonSupremacy December 19, 2023

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Shart Shopping

DEFINITION: A sale so good, you shart your pants.

Also used as: "Now, that's one Shart Shopper!"

Sally was so surprised at how good the prices were at this sale, that she accidentally let some poop out when she thought it would just be gas - Now, that's Shart Shopping!

OR....

Wow, Sally pooped her pants AND saved 30% on that sweater? Wow, she is one Shart Shopper!

by GeenMacheen September 21, 2014

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shart

sharting is where you fart so hard you shit your fucking pants or in this case you "shart"

person 1: bro i think i sharted

person 2: lemme get a sniff homie

by little piss master 420 April 3, 2022

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Dip Shart

Not quite a shit, but totally a shart.

Don't be such a Dip Shart, dude.
Hey man, I noticed your K/D is lookin' pretty ass lately. Don't let these little dip sharts walk all over you.

by cis white woman June 19, 2022

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gravy shart

When you eat a literal shit load of gravy. Usually biscuits and gravy but this will cause extreme stomach pains along with burning butthole muscles because of the stress of the butthole widening to release all of that shit that you ate.

#RIP butthole
Death by gravy shart

by SuperGranny69 March 16, 2016

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