shwingshwang

to get it on, i.e. have sex.

"we're gonna shwingshwang tonight baby."

by ChelHell June 4, 2004

Shwingerboom

(sh-wing-er-boom)
Used as a horrible insult.
A word describing the lowest possible life form that a human being can become.

Sally: Yeah i totally went out with every guy in the school!
Jamie: Man that girl is such a shwingerboom.

by Sir Bangs a Lot June 18, 2007

Swing da bonk

No set, known definition has been had for this phrase. Often considered slang, this phrase can be placed almost anywhere in any sentence to convey any meaning. This is often confused with the phrase "Swing da boomp" and "Swing da bump"

"Yo, is dat Swedish Fish? Swing da bonk."

by Capeten February 1, 2009

Swing Hangover

When seated on a swing, the fat that hangs out over the swings seat originating from the thighs and butt.

Person 1: I need to loose some weight, I have a Swing Hangover.

by Needle Nose March 17, 2009

Swinging Voter

1. Lazy and apathetic, every four years the fate of a nation hangs in their hands. A voter with no strong political affiliation, usually due to ignorance or a worldview dominated by an all pervading awareness of their own self-interest.

2. Typically, such individuals will make an excellent argument against democracy. Their grasp of political issues will quickly convince you.

Rory: "I'm a swinging voter I suppose...but, Oh No! I forgot to register to vote!"
Everyone else: *Loud Cheering*

by Cromwell20 June 11, 2009

Swingjob

When two people have oral sex on a swingset.

Mark: Yeah, Brittney was giving me a swingjob the other day and it was amazing!

by XxToshixX June 9, 2011

Swing Beef

To be well-endowed; to have a horse cock, a massive pants python, a big ol' piece of meat dangling between your legs; to have a huge dick.

"Dude, Patrick Ewing sure does swing beef. Back when he played basketball, he had to duct-tape his schlong to his inner thigh so it wouldn't go flopping out the bottom of his shorts!"

by Camien Doyle February 10, 2015