screencream

To ejaculate at one's computer screen while having videosex with a partner or while masturbating to any image, sound, or text appearing on your screen. (verb) The ejaculate that lands on one's computer screen while having videosex or masturbating to content on one's screen. (noun)

I was online watching my girlfriend go at it with a Duke and Duchess, and I finished off with a mighty screencream just as she was peeling herself off the ceiling.

by The Pig Farmer's Grandson April 11, 2010

Screed

Doing an act with the intent of copying something from the Assassin Creed video game series (Similar to parkour).

or

Attacking someone while poorly trying to copy how it happened in the video game.

"Dude I dare you to try to screed that wall."

or

"That dude was pissing me off so I screeded his face."

by Sain8075 October 25, 2011

20K Screen Resolution

This is the highest Resolution a screen can go and it have 20,000 pixels in the screen. It is the best Quality a screen can have and it is the best resolution ever. Only the gaming console PS4 supports this and not Xbox.

The 20K screen resolution is the best resolution a screen can have.

by SEALKID890 January 17, 2019

screenplan

the things what you gonna do in your leisure time.

- What is your screenplan for tonight?
- I'll maybe go to the cinema

- what are you doing tonight?
- I completly don't have the screenplan

by Jarpen August 21, 2007

screen door junkie

A screen door junkie is a Herion addict who sits in the front of the screen door on the inside and sells crack to children under the age of 10.

P. Diddy is probably an undercover screen door junkie.

by Kool-Aid08 June 5, 2008

Screen-Dropping

A form of eavesdropping whereby a passer by or associate stares at the activities underway on one's screen, uninvited and unwanted, much to the discomfort of the computer's user.

Teen A - "So I was in ICT class the other day and I had some pictures of some bare celebs up, and Mr Milton totally caught me!"

Teen B - "Shit off, I bet he ran off and got you into loads of shit!"

Teen A - "Nah, the weird thing was... he just stood there and hoped that I wouldn't notice him. Classic Screen-Dropping if I ever did see it!"

Teen B - "Top notch."

by Disdain October 18, 2008

screeking

When the internet is jammed up and the browser takes forever to show a page.

I cant get my email page to pop up! The browser is just screeking!

by The gracious one June 25, 2009