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Scarecrow Prostitute

One who looks likes like a deer caught in head lights who stuffs her bags with hay...then continues to show off the bags of hay and tease as others walk by. One who does not have a brain.
Whoa...look at that girl, she's so ugly she almost looks like a scarecrow prostitute.
by Blair21500 February 5, 2009
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Scarecrow

"Hey look, that Scarecrow owned that noob"
by CarlosX April 26, 2006
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red scare

anal sex between two males

Origin of definition:
butt-dick
sputnick
soviet union
communism
red scare
If you had to pick one, would you rather dock or red scare?
by Wham! April 30, 2005
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Scoreboard

One word statement used in sports as an absolute rebuttal that the best team or player ALWAYS wins. Used when players or fans make excuses or blame poor officiating, injuries, controversies and/or other factors as to why their team or player lost, or otherwise try to argue that the team or player that lost is actually the better player.
"The Tuck Rule didn't lose the game for the Raiders. They had their chances all night long, and didn't take advantage. The Patriots did. Scoreboard."

"I agree the call at the end against the Celtics was ticky-tack, at best. But if they were so good, why did it matter? Look at the scoreboard, deal with it, and move on."

"The USSR earned the Gold Medal in Basketball in 1972. Period. Yes, I know the head of FIBA was totally out of line. Yes, I know the referees were clueless at best, biased at worst. But, dammit, if the USA were the better team, they would have won. Period. The scoreboard never lies. Ever."
by Ten Forward April 4, 2017
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scored

Dude, I am too scored right now. The vodka just hit hard bro.
by hardcoreblonde November 7, 2020
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Scarerapist

A scarecrow or manikin that is placed in a woman's window at night to make her think it's a rapist.
Scarecrow+rapist
Someone put a scarerapist in Kathy's window last night.
by Deep blue 2012 March 11, 2010
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Scoregasm

During the FIFA World Cup and your team scores you get a Scoregasm.
A scoregasm is when you feel the jolt of exictement and energy of a goal being made. This excitement is only fully felt when getting a scoregasm. Which can be a few simple cheers and hollers or a scream. Or you can feel the joy inside you quitely.
Germany shoots and scores.
*scoregasm*
by Roflcopterahahaha June 19, 2010
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